{"product_id":"14d538-don-t-piss-on-the-floor-6-inch-embroide","title":"“Don’t Piss on the Floor” – 6 Inch Embroidered Hoop","description":"\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Piss on the Floor” – 6 Inch Embroidered Hoop\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClear. Direct. Somehow still necessary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis 6 inch embroidered “Don’t piss on the floor” hoop is bathroom etiquette delivered with zero patience and maximum clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMinimal in design but bold in message, it’s perfect for guest bathrooms, shared homes, rentals, or anywhere subtle hints have clearly failed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA practical (and slightly threatening) statement piece that ensures expectations are set immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if you’re old enough to read this… you should already know better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unbranded","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56957652468085,"sku":"12665","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5424\/6557\/files\/2026-03-19-Hl1eLwxd-Untitled-1000-x-1000-px.png?v=1774088979","url":"https:\/\/www.allovertheshop.co.uk\/products\/14d538-don-t-piss-on-the-floor-6-inch-embroide","provider":"All Over The Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}