{"product_id":"4df328-sweary-tea-towel","title":"Sweary Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwear Word Tea Towel – “Twat. Fuckwit. Dickwad. Wanker. Prick.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA full vocabulary, neatly laid out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis swear word tea towel features the beautifully curated lineup:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Twat. Fuckwit. Dickwad. Wanker. Prick.” — a greatest hits collection for everyday situations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, unapologetic, and weirdly satisfying, it’s perfect for kitchens that run on sarcasm, strong opinions, and zero tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePractical enough for daily use, but loud enough to make a statement, it’s ideal for gifting or upgrading your own kitchen with a bit more personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes one insult just isn’t enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toria Creates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56957661249909,"sku":"12684","price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5424\/6557\/files\/2026-03-19-eqR_BIdB-Untitled-1000-x-1000-px.png?v=1774089040","url":"https:\/\/www.allovertheshop.co.uk\/products\/4df328-sweary-tea-towel","provider":"All Over The Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}