{"product_id":"a797a2-classy-cunt-tea-towel","title":"Classy Cunt Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Classy Cunt” – Tea Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElegant… with absolutely no filter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis “Classy Cunt” tea towel is the perfect blend of sophistication and sharp-tongued humour — refined in style, unapologetic in message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMinimal in design but bold in attitude, it’s ideal for kitchens that appreciate a bit of glamour alongside a strong vocabulary. Practical enough for everyday use, but guaranteed to make a statement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA brilliant gift for those who balance class and chaos effortlessly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-node\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you can be classy… and still be a cunt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toria Creates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56957656203637,"sku":"12676","price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5424\/6557\/files\/2026-03-19-VuXJ-dYQ-Untitled-1000-x-1000-px.png?v=1774089004","url":"https:\/\/www.allovertheshop.co.uk\/products\/a797a2-classy-cunt-tea-towel","provider":"All Over The Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}